Eurobin: every Brexiter’s favourite overseas holiday destination.

And why not? The name aside, Eurobin’s pastel-coloured dunny might as well be straight out of Majorca or Benidorm. Close your eyes and smell the baked beans!

On the wall of the dunny, there’s a reminder that Eurobin isn’t yer own bin. Do the right thing!

The public toilet sits on the platform of what used to be Eurobin train station.

The old train line is now a schmick cycling trail. It offers a welcome change for the rider sick of dodging Range Rovers—instead, you can dodge snakes.  Both will leap out of nowhere and kill you, but the snake won’t demand you pay rego in the process. Winner.