Say g’day to the Boxing Day test with this cricket-themed dunny!

It’s an all-round classic, from the wicketkeeper in a squat that no Westerner can actually pull off, to the batsman in more shit than a Werribee duck…

…to the bowler steaming in like the remnants of yesterday’s Christmas ham.

Cricket’s not the only thing that gets a guernsey here.

The dunny, part of the Clarke Shields Pavilion in Albert Park, is also given over to footy—more particularly, a tribute to the South Melbourne bloods (or a pre-Warwick Capper crapper).

What an all-seasons beauty for the sporting crapital of Australia!