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MR. BORRIE AND THE HOLY GRAIL “Whatever happens

MR. BORRIE AND THE HOLY GRAIL

“Whatever happens to you has been waiting to happen since the beginning of time”.
—Marcus Aurelius, Meditations 10.5

Did you know that Mr. Borrie and the imperator have much in common?

One disgraces commodes; the other, Commodus disgraced.

<pause for effect>

I picked up Marcus Aurelius’ book in a last-ditch effort to cure my nearly three-year case of Borrie Block.

It led me on a quest for the holy grail into the deepest reaches of barbarianism: South Australia.

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One day a man drove through Swan Hill And ate a

One day a man drove through Swan Hill And ate a reheated mixed grill Pretty soon his clacker Filled with Campylobacter ‘Twas soon voided in Nullawil!

(traditional Mallee folk song)

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Backed by 4,000,000 megalitres of water and a humo

Backed by 4,000,000 megalitres of water and a humongous spillway that puts the waterslide at Gumbuya park to shame, the thunderbox at Dartmouth Dam is an excellent place to dispose of all your frustrations!

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If you are annoyed by the inability of the federal

If you are annoyed by the inability of the federal government to purchase a vaccine, construct a submarine, subsidise a rapid antigen test, or engage in anything cooperative, then do not visit the Dartmouth Dam. It will annoy you further.

It was finished in 1979 as a joint project between the Commonwealth and 3 states, and would have no chance of being built today.

Instead, the Feds would wait for a drought to appear, and then breathlessly announce that 25 million bottles of water had been “secured” from Poland. The bottles would take three months to arrive and be distributed exclusively at selected Harvey Norman™ stores.

The water would not be free because bugger it, too hard. In the meantime we would be encouraged to take Personal Responsibility™ for obtaining hydration—which, generally speaking, means knocking your investment property tenants on the head and extracting what fluids remain from the corpses.

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While road-testing the Nathalia dunny, I brought i

While road-testing the Nathalia dunny, I brought in a dog-eared copy of the Communist Manifesto which I hoped would help me in my labours.

Sadly this was not the case. It had lots to say about the means of production (but I already knew what that was, namely an entire block of cheese consumed a few hours earlier) but very little to say about the means of disposal. To make matters worse this was a decidedly bourgeois cheese; its overthrow would take some time.

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Like the morning poo’s unwanted ten o’clock se

Like the morning poo’s unwanted ten o’clock sequel, the origins of Nathalia are shrouded in mystery. Weighing into the debate is no less an authority than the Nathalia Motel and Caravan Park, which says that the town is named for Tsar Peter the Great’s mother, Natalya Naryshkina.

This makes sense because Nathalia was founded in 1880, right around the time when Russia was a dangerous hotbed of far-left extremism. The sleepy plains of northern Victoria must’ve seemed like paradise for Tsarist émigrés escaping the chaos of the motherland.

But the tides of history must eventually wash over us all, and the Russian revolution finally came to Nathalia in 1939, when the local water authority (a notable nest of communists) erected this decidedly Stalinist water tower, right in the centre of town.

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