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Tired of being called a flamin’ galah, Gerry exp

Tired of being called a flamin’ galah, Gerry explains to the boys the importance of hand hygiene.

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It is a little known fact that Pythagoras of Samos

It is a little known fact that Pythagoras of Samos, famed Greek philosopher, spent his formative years as Pythagoras of Echuca.

It was here that, while pulled diagonally with the current attempting to swim across the Murray River on a drunken bet, he was able to calculate his famous theorem, using only the length of rope that pulled him out, the distance his mates ran along the bank egging him on, and the maximum distance he knew he was capable of swimming before drowning, as calculated in the backstroke heats of the Echuca-Moama consolidated school swimming carnival.

It has taken several thousand years, but his discovery has finally become useful, if, for unspecified reasons, you wish to quietly leave the State of Victoria and swim to New South Wales.

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Despite multiple calls to Dear Leader the Victoria

Despite multiple calls to Dear Leader the Victorian Government is yet to issue any guidance about whether it is “reasonable” to go and take surreptitious photos of dunnies. Luckily I have a considerable backlog. Ha ha ha ha ha.

This crustacean themed dunny goes out to everyone feeling crabby during #melbournelockdown 2.0 🤙💩🚽

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Steavenson Falls, Marysville: Classic Australian c

Steavenson Falls, Marysville: Classic Australian corrugated iron is combined with rustic timber and stone to blend in with the serenity of the falls, and the easy-clean concrete floor preserves the classic public dunny hosing-down ritual for future generations, or for whenever viral gastroenteritis decides to run through the overseas tour buses.

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Nowhere, I think, is the general Decline of the We

Nowhere, I think, is the general Decline of the West more evident than in the field of public toilet design.

Whereas in the past the shire council would give a slab of Abbotsford Stout to a retired brickie and tell him to set his artisanal spirit free (so long as the resulting structure could be easily hosed down after footy finals), most modern dunnies are stainless-steel atrocities designed by an overpaid government inter-departmental committee that has watched too much Doctor Who.

Luckily the decline is not yet total. Avalookathisone!

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Welcome to Berriwillock: winner of the 1986 ‘Big

Welcome to Berriwillock: winner of the 1986 ‘Big Borrie’ award, bestowed by the Keep Australia Beautiful Council (Incorporated) for a combination of general tidiness and a willingness to erect a poo-shaped rock in the vicinity of the town public toilets.
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