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While road-testing the Nathalia dunny, I brought i

While road-testing the Nathalia dunny, I brought in a dog-eared copy of the Communist Manifesto which I hoped would help me in my labours.

Sadly this was not the case. It had lots to say about the means of production (but I already knew what that was, namely an entire block of cheese consumed a few hours earlier) but very little to say about the means of disposal. To make matters worse this was a decidedly bourgeois cheese; its overthrow would take some time.

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Like the morning poo’s unwanted ten o’clock se

Like the morning poo’s unwanted ten o’clock sequel, the origins of Nathalia are shrouded in mystery. Weighing into the debate is no less an authority than the Nathalia Motel and Caravan Park, which says that the town is named for Tsar Peter the Great’s mother, Natalya Naryshkina.

This makes sense because Nathalia was founded in 1880, right around the time when Russia was a dangerous hotbed of far-left extremism. The sleepy plains of northern Victoria must’ve seemed like paradise for Tsarist émigrés escaping the chaos of the motherland.

But the tides of history must eventually wash over us all, and the Russian revolution finally came to Nathalia in 1939, when the local water authority (a notable nest of communists) erected this decidedly Stalinist water tower, right in the centre of town.

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Here we see Number Two attempting to flush out a c

Here we see Number Two attempting to flush out a colony of reclusive Bogong Moths.

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A couple of months ago, I, Mr. Borrie, had the ple

A couple of months ago, I, Mr. Borrie, had the pleasure to find myself on the Bogong High Plains Road with Number Two. The best thing about travelling with one’s trusty offsider is that, after an hour of car farts, there was absolutely no question that we were stopping at a toilet named Raspberry Hill.

In addition, Number Two was having some immediate problems with last night’s Chicken Kiev. As his condition prevented running, I was able to get inside first and photograph the facility in its undisturbed form.

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The humble bat has had a rough year! Much publicit

The humble bat has had a rough year! Much publicity, and all of it bad.

If you would like to sympathise with these poor beasts, head down to Yarra Bend to view Melbourne’s largest bat colony.

You can also squeeze one out while you’re there and ponder the curious case of the Liberal Member for Kew, known to some as “Dim” Tim Smith, who, after copping a stray dollop of guano to the head while sculling the Yarra in his Scotch days, attempted his revenge by suggesting the bats be “moved on”.

Faced with an unfortunate choice between a hideous creature or the local bat population, the public promptly agreed the bats should stay.

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Went to booktown and found the reading room 📖💩

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